你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，你走過去並且對她說：『我在床上很厲害哦！』
這叫直銷
What is marketing?"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
你跟一群朋友參加宴會，看到一個漂亮女孩。你的朋友走過去，指著你，並且跟她說：『他在床上很厲害哦！』
這叫廣告
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，你走過去要了她的電話號碼，第二天打了電話跟她說：『跟妳提一下：我在床上很厲害哦！』
這叫電話行銷
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，你站起來，整理儀容，你走到她的身邊並且跟她小飲，暢談心事，你幫她開門並幫她拿皮包，在她上車後，再跟她說：『跟妳提一下，我在床上很厲害哦！』
這叫公關
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations
你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，
她走過來，並跟你說：『我聽說你在床上很厲害哦！』
這叫品牌魅力
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
